Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon

Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Blonde and Blonder	Dear Diarrhea
An Ugly Position	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Whack Off	That's Meaty	Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass	Golf Fatality
Lift Off	Le Stinkers	Blonde Mating Call	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...
Forest Gump	Little Leprechaun?	Yo mama's So Fat	Lightbulb... Arkansas
Blonde Snowman	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Bob Dole	Suicidal Blonde
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Blonde on the Run	Blonde lumberjack	Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy
Hot Revenge	Blonde and Pizza	Yo mama's...Fat	The Teacher's Gift
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Yo mama's...Ugly	Runny Noodle	Fascinating
Why God Created Man	Blonde's Finals	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Bob Dole	Corpsalicious!	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup	Lightbulb... Arkansas
What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Yankees and the Lightbulb	500 lawyers in the ocean	Inventions
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Flighty Blonde