Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon

Yo mama is so fat that she keeps a pack of bacon for dental floss.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

First Lady	Yo Mama's So Poor	Redneck Recycling	Yo mama's so fat...
Yo mama's So Ugly	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig
Yo mama's So Stinky	Think About It	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Country Politics
Growing Old	No one is safe	Naked Man on the Run	How do you drown a blonde?
There's No People Like Snow People	Captured Blonde	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	If Ever You're Choking...
Monday Night Osama	Blonde Test	Yo mama's So Ugly	Milking it
Hamburger Helper	Redneck Job Interview	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo mama's So Stupid
There is this old couple and they have been ...	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Blonde in the Mirror	Gross Cornflakes
Runny Noodle	Redneck Soccer	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Baldy Pants
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Cubist Poo	What Do You Call?	Wizard of Oz
The Dirty Wife	Sign On The Brothel	The Blind Guy Polemic	Do it like mammals
It's What's For Dinner	Bush and Bill	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Clinton Monument
Hard Drive	Rednecks' Dogs