Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Yo mama's...Fat	People Really Said These Things In Court	Women's Bits
Redneck...TV Antenna	Saddam Hussein	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Fish Killer
Yo mama and a rat	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Jew Unit
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Blonde - Contractor	Yo mama is so stupid...	Political Spelling Contest
Divine Flatulence	Dear Old Dad	Yo mama's...Dirty	Pay-Per-Blonde
Blondes on a Rope	Bush BM	Three Couples, No Sex	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Bombing Works	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Bunny Love	Lawyers Off Bridge...
You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Medical Miracles	Dynamite!	Blonde's Shoes
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Flower Flub-o-rama	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Soyburger vs dildo	Gonna Marry	Yo Mama Bath
David Beckham	Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's smile	Cannibals	Windows 666
Prostitiute's Friends	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera