Osama is Celebate

Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives?

Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Yo mama's So Poor	Counting Condoms	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes
Yo Mama's a Saint	Yo Mama's Teeth So Yellow...	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Men With Hair in Their Teeth
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Stuttering Problem	Chuck The Yuck
Yo Mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	Three Hellos	A woman went to her priest with a problem...
Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Doggy Style	Three Gay Men	Big Testicles
Aliens Attack	A Daring New Position	Better Luck Next Time	Dump List
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat... Married	Bamming in 'Bama	Yo mama's so fat... shaves
Blonde and License Plates	Morning at the White House	"Cocaine is a hell of a drug"	Redneck Ghost Story
Waterskiing with Blondie	Sex and Air	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	High Stakes
Peopling The Earth	Seduction Made Easy	Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick	B-Day Sex
Yo mama's...Fat	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Rump Roastin'	Yo mama and a rat
Bush's Favor	Yo mama's so stupid...	Female Comebacks	Authentic Grafitti
Clinton's Favorite Things	Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress