Chilled Crabs

Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dubya Quotes	Blonde Crossing	Blonde...Sweet-n-Low	The corporate ladder
Saddam Hussein	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Pervert Psychiatrist	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
Sports and Virility	Frenchman Walks into a Bar	Peopling The Earth	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
Little People have little...	Playing Doctor	Clinton's Interns	The Raffle
Gags For The Office Drone	Free Sex Contestants	Special Remedy	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Holiday
Jane's Dirty Mind	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Yo mama's So Ugly	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo mama's...Fat
It's What's For Dinner	Ark-N-Saw	Men With No Arms or Legs	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out
Redneck College Grad	Toy Cars And Breastices	The Golfer and the Leprechaun	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...
International Beer Syndrome	Brunette Shopping	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Milking it
Blonde Girlfriend	The Fly	If You Could!	Bad Case of the Stutters
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Connection Between Star Trek and TP