Eye Rub

Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Coming to America	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Executive Decision	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog
Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean	Mommy, Mommy!	She's So Blonde... 60 Minutes	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Hole in One	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Rump Roastin'
Chair Man of the Board	Cuban Delicacy	The Poopie List	Beer Translations
Baby Drink	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Hot Air Balloon	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Shriveled Lovin'	Perfumed Blonde	Yo mama's so stupid... tv	Gonna Marry
The Skeleton	Farmer Joe and his Mule	Dentata	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
Yo mama's got style	SF Pregnancy Rate	Yo mama's so nasty...	Mommy, Mommy!
The Clever Lawyer	You Might Be A Redneck	Circumcisional Evidence	Put It On Your Organ
Blonde NASA Engineer	Adam Talks All About Eve	Gay Man in Church	Seriously, this has got to stop
Biting	Blonde at Starbucks	Blonde Overdue	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked
Family Reunion	There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...	Pickle Slicer	Yo Mama's So Small
Yo mama is so dumb...	this dog was walking down the street, and he ...