Dikfer

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"

"A what?"

"A dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's smile	Yo mama's So Poor	Little Leprechaun?	Goathead! Goathead!
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Okie Jokie	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Yo mama's So Poor
Political Jokes	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Phone Line	The Vampire
Topless Sunbather	Circumcisional Evidence	Condoms	Blonde License
Lake Wannaswimma	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	West Virginia Custody Battle	You So Stupid
If _____ Made Toasters	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bed Football	Blonde State of Mind
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Bush Fans	Father and Son	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
The Redneck's Milk	Two brunettes and a blonde...	Porcupines	Blondes at Sea
Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	You Work for the Government When:	Set Me On Fire	Limbless Prostitute
Honeymoon	What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde NASA Engineer
Barbie and Britney	Doctor Demented	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	You know you're having a bad day when your ...
Gay Midget	Yo mama's So Small	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Blondes On Blonde Jokes
Not Going To Try This Again	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't