Porcupines

Q: What do porcupines say after they kiss?

A: Ouch.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	The Millennium Kid	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
Blondes Strike Back	Greek Navy	Bzzzz	Brunettes and God
Yo Mama's So Fat... Driver's License	Gorilla Control	Yo mama's So Ugly	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Dear Old Dad	Fifty-Dollar Bet	747 Full of Lawyers	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Blonde Pooltable	Like Father Like Son	Bull
Jokes On You, Teacher	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Clinton and the Pope	What would you do?
What Didja Learn?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	A Redneck Retaliation	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Milking it	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen
Funny Business	Yo mama's So Ugly	Black and White and Red All Over	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate
Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Made in Canada	Not Going To Try This Again	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Greg Norman	Multi-Balls	Icy Blonde
First Class Blondie	Blondevision	Redneck Engineering Exam	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker
Yo mama's So Stupid	Flour Patch