One legged dog

Q: Where do you find a one-legged dog?

A: Where you left it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Elevator Scene	Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	Women vs. Dog Poop	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Clinton's Protection	Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Knights And Birth Control Limerick	Visiting Grandma...
Modern Science	Breast Stroke	After the Honeymoon...	Yo mama's So Stupid
X-Miss	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	The Fishing Spot	Hamburger Helper
Thank You For Flying With Us	German Virginity	Blonde Gets Job	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Cris Cross	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled
Yo mama's...Stupid	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Dictaphone	Blonde and Doorknobs
Authentic Grafitti	Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Yo mama's So Old
America has finally captured Saddam ...	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Husbands' Performance	Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	We're Studying Hard	Art Gallery Nudes	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Gynecologist Grease Monkey	Clinton's Bookmarks	Yo momma so so fat!
Chocolate Cherries	Osama Gets Loaded	Yo mama's So Poor	The Wrinkled Nightgown
Glories of old age II	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet