Flies Have Wings, Why?

Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	List of Short Books	Clinton and a lightbulb	Yo mama's smile
New Priest In Town	Airplane Hijinx	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Flour Patch
Capitol Parrot	Blonde Boobies	New Priest In Town	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
You Might Be A Redneck	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Doe a Deer	Laxative Cough Therapy
Prison Carpenter	Three Drunk Men	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Fart Glossary
Redneck and Bugs	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Yo Mama's Halloween	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Yo mama just gets dumber...	Yo mama's...Fat	Osama's Ride	Smurfette
The 11th Commandment	Fat Woman	Redneck College Grad	Blonde...Bananas
Yo mama's...So Hairy	Hit TV Shows in Iraq	Government vs. Mafia	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Bill Gates and General Motors	Dutch Virgin	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit
Reagan and Clinton	Beep Beep	The Fly	747 Full of Lawyers
Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	Blonde State of Mind	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Four Worms and a Funeral
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Smoking Problems