Flies Have Wings, Why?

Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lucky Frog	Yo mama's So Fat	Dumb Mama and Glass Walls	5 presidents are on a plane
Old Lady Shakes	Is That You Coffin?	Yo Mama's So Skinny	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Big Tongue	Respecting the First Lady	Pervert Psychiatrist	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Man Catches Crocodile	yo mama's hair...	You Might Be A Redneck...Custody	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw
You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Bush and Son	Bush's Advisors
Playing Doctor	One Good Deed	Hot Enough For You?	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
Rhoids	Homeward Blonde	Yo mama's So Fat	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
Yo mama's So Poor	Bone Diggers	Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Old
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator	Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Confucius Say	Computer Breasts
WARNING virus: ALERT NERDS	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Funky	Dog Days	Red Ball Express	Proverbs
Redneck Sex Ed	Yo mama's So Poor	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	What's The Difference, Yo?
Runny Noodle	Dirty Knees