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What do you call a cheap Jew’s daughter?
Penny.
What do you call a guy who cancels laws?
Vito.
What do you call a guy who has diamonds instead of testicles?
Jules.
What do you call a guy who lets people shit all over him?
John.
What do you call a guy with mucus in his throat?
Fleming.
What do you call a woman during her period?
Flo.
What do you call a woman who lets frogs sit on her face?
Lily.
What do you call a woman who likes to go down on other women?
Mufly.
What do you call a woman with a moist pussy?
Marsha.

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