Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vibrators and Soybeans	You Work for the Government When:	Nasty Mama	Old People And Nastiness
Little Wanky	You are a Redneck...	Blonde and a Pig	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Osama = Crabs?	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Urinalotta Trouble
Monica's First Look	Laxative Cough Therapy	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Redneck Job Interview
Baby Gates and Microsoft	Yo Mama's So Poor	Blonde and License Plates	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
10	Yo mama's So Poor	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Priestly Duties
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Yo mama's So Fat... Cereal	Hot Revenge	Hooked On Dem Jets
Flour Patch	Three Girls Go Camping	Code for Love	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons
Fly Yi Yi	Osama Mama	Ancient Chinese Torture	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde State of Mind	Trapped Inside a Whale	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Yo mama so stupid...	Smartass Record Shop	Practice	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde
A Greater Insult	Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation