Lightbulb... Arkansas

How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Blonde Cell Death	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	What's the difference between a blonde...
Like Father Like Son	Yo Mama's So Poor	Woman Says, Man Hears	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped
The Injured Thumb	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo mama's so fat...
The Nuns and The Blind Man	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Elevator Scene	Ask The Doctor
Yo mama's...Dirty	Multi-Balls	Six Hours to Live	Dead Blonde in Closet
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's... easy	Jane's Addiction	Drastic Diet
Three words that describe Britney Spears	The Mailbox	Blonde Bummer	Yo mama's So Fat
Two Sperm	Leper Hockey	Al Gore's Piercings	Soy Toy
Blonde and a Pig	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	After You
You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene	How to Annoy Your Co-Workers	Dead Blonde in Closet	Yo mama's so stupid, condom
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid...TV	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Swim Meet	There she blows	Yo mama's So Flat
Gay Midget	The 11th Commandment