Lightbulb... Arkansas

How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Zoo Story	Deadbeat in a Bar	Whistle While You Twurk	Blonde with Half a Brain
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Fat	Quickie	Yo Mama so Bald
Blonde House Party	Burried 10 Feet Under	Sharper Than a Ginsu	Yo Mama's So Poor
Burger King	Nursery Crimes	Smoke It	Confucious...Baseball
Blonde Tip-toe	Lesbians in a Canoe	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Smurf and Turf
Joke Written By and For Retards	You're Like A...	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	A Natural Blind
How To Sell Lawnmowers	Lesbian Eskimo	Sensitive Men	Donations for Dee Dee
Yo mama's So Stupid	SAG Meeting	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde and House
Rednecks Talkin'	Yo mama's So Nasty	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Big Tongue
Rednecks' Teeth	Hillbilly Newlyweds	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Men and Computers
Yo mama's So Fat	A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Yo mama's so stupid...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
I want my MTV	Ash Blonde	The Firing Squad	Yo mama's So Poor
Banging and Banking	Redneck Anthem