Baby, I've Got A Question For You

 
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and
coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am
sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very
desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but
I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very
dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so...

Do you have a piece of gum?

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