Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Blonde's Bad Day	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Perfect Fit
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bill Of No Rights	The Last Southern Virgin
Shoot The Pig	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Yo mama's So Ugly	Shark Attack
Genital Mutilation is Funny	Current Administration	That's A Buncha Bull	Frosty, is that you?
Feeling Like A Woman	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Blonde Cell Death	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
Clinton's Finished Now	Phone Line	Blonde Skydiver	Rosebud
Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Data	Screwed, For Sure	Yo mama's...Dirty
Zip It. Zip It Good.	Stop Tailgating	A Redneck Retaliation	Yo Mama's House... Dusty
Switch!	Annoying Boy on Bus	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
And You're Not Even Drunk	Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Redneck Shopper
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Jumping Rope	Racists and Lightbulbs	At the Pharmacy
Streakers and Strokers	I See You!	Gonna Marry	Icy Blonde
Trucks and Babies	Star Dreck