Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object

Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?

A: Their personalities.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lucky Frog	It Ain't Surgery	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...
Yo mama's...Fat	Clinton's Safe Sex	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Yo mama's so fat...
What's The Difference, Yo?	Line of Blondes	An Honest Lawyer	77 vs 69
Republican Lightbulb Replacement Policy	Sports and Virility	The 69ers	That's crazy
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	Burger King	Barbie and Britney	Blonde Battallion
Old Man and his Babies	Law School Graduation Gift	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Cuban Delicacy
Job Application	The Fish-Eating Competition	Y'Might Be A Redneck	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Al Gore's Piercings	What do you call 88 rednecks...	Jane's Dirty Mind	Toothbrush
Dikfer	Burying Osama	Redneck Family Values	Tales From The Shire
Coming to America	Lunch Anyone?	Redneck Shopper	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
Get Your Feet Wet	Shriveled Lovin'	Texan Poetry	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts
Racists and Lightbulbs	Yo mama's So Short	Yo mama's...Ugly	Damned if I know
Peckers	Yo mama's So Ugly