Proverbs

''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton Stew	Punk 'n' Parrot	Genital Mutilation is Funny	G-spot vs. a Golfball
Ark-N-Saw	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Piano Solo	What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging...
How do you drown a blonde?	You So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Get On The Bus
Yo mama's So Dumb	Blonde Horses	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Clinton & A Screwdriver	Topless Sunbather	Ouch!	Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale
Donations for Dee Dee	Girls From Kentucky	Yo mama's... stupid	Political Pampers
Clear Blue Easy	Yo mama's...Stupid	Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Talk Dirty to Me
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Iranians	Bush is a Puppet?	Piano Solo
Wallet and Genitals	Gay Midget	Did you hear....?	Juicy Squirt
Dirty Swiss	Socks	Taxation	Blonde Bummer
Miss Piggy's Addition	Blonde and Brunette, Falling	Yo mama's So Nasty	I Had a Dream
Old Lady Shakes	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Bear in Bar	Keep it on the DL
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Blonde Throwing Grenade