Proverbs

''Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.''''Virginity like bubble. One prick, all gone!''

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Your teeth are so busted...	You Might Be A Redneck If... Family	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	What's The Difference, Yo?
Free Sex with Fill Up	Stuttering Problem	Blonde - Contractor	Gotcha!
Blonde License	Y'might Be A Redneck	Little Leprechaun?	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell
Twelve Inch Pianist	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname	Gold Digger	Yo mama's so fat... door
Snack Food	Invisible Carrots	Yo mamma's so retarded...	Lightbulb <----> Law Professor
Tag Team	Y2K Nostalgia	Your mom is so stupid...	Pow Wow Ow!
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blondes and Virgins
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Screwdrivin' Clinton	Icy Blonde	Flour Patch
Blonde's Finals	Party!	Confucius...Sausage	Hungry Blonde
Gross Siamese Tongue	Blonde Bird Watcher	Concorde Humor	Hard Sleepin'
Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Lawyers and God	Boy Scout	A blonde was cooking dinner
Blonde's Don't Drink and Think	Lunch time	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Redneck Death	Morning at the White House