What's Worse?

What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Drunk Musicians	Clinton Stew	Rosebud	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers
Little Wanky	River Deep	Burnt Blonde Ears	Viagra Coffee
Two Sperm	Don't Knock It	The Teacher's Gift	Vetoed Valentine Promotions
You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail	Clinton Abortion Bill	Guys and Dolls	Redneck...Bath
Peanut In Your Ear	Yo mama's So Old	A Blonde Party	Yo mama's so stupid...
Yo mama's So Old	The Living Statues	Coming to America	Blonde's Vocabulary
Yo mama's So Stupid	Gold Digger	Yo mama's So Hairy	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll
There was this redneck that walked into a ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Monica At The UN	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...
Elephant and Prostitute	The Skeleton	Never Seen A Priest	Donations for Dee Dee
If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Doctor Demented	Carefully Placed Periods	You're So Poor...Christmas
Ba Ba Black Sheep	Yo Mama Golden Arches	The Clever Lawyer	I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde
Penis Requests a Raise	Yo Mama's So Small	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Sports and Virility
The Dirty Wife	Osama = Crabs?