Play Dead

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You're So Poor	The Engineer's Love Life	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Old
Montana Ghost Story	Sliding Doors	The Blonde and the Librarian	Yo mama's So Poor
Chuck The Yuck	A Daring New Position	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
Vetoed Valentine Promotions	Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass	Yo mama's So Stupid	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
The Witty Truck Driver	You Bet Your (Sex) Life	Angelic Love	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's...Dumb	Sleeping Blonde	Yo Mama's Animal Cookies
Yo mama's So Stupid	Like Midgets In The Night...	Your teeth are so busted...	Yo mama's got style
George Bush is So Stupid...	Blonde's Coat Hanger	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Old
Sex Relatively Speaking	Little Green Balls	One-Armed Blonde	Dynamite!
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Top Ten: Saddam Hussein's Romantic Tips	Priests and Christmas Trees	Mrs. Shagwell
Princess Di and Thomas	Go Fish	IBM and Lightbulbs	The Seven Dwarfs
Handy Blondy	Saving Her Butt	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shade
A Sack Full of Chickens	One-Eyed Blonde