Play Dead

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	The Annual Check-Up	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	The Patient
Farmer and the Cow	Take yo mama to work day	Go Fish	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Ugly	Adam's New Organs	Radical Procedure	Christmas In Heaven
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	In a murder trial...	Blonde and Prawn	Redneck Wedding
Jane's Addiction	Get Your Feet Wet	Upholding the Cloth	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Rhoids	Your teeth are so busted...	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
Sister Mary Henry	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Marital Woes	Yo mama's...Short
Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Yo mama's so ugly	Toy Cars And Breastices	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
JFKaput	Yo mama's So Fat	Holy Water	Trade Talks
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Free Sex with Fill Up
Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	You Might be a Redneck	Four Worms and a Funeral	Your Place or His
Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim
Alligator Shoes	Y'might Be A Redneck