Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Lawyers and God	Blonde Jokes	Mountain Bike	Bush BM
It's Not Genetics	Two Blondes and a Lake	Pickle Slicer	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Line of Blondes	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Brunettes and God	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Hey fatty	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Deaf Rover	Adventures in Disneyland
What Sex is Polly?	Urinalotta Trouble	Yo mama's...Stupid	Think About It
Yo mama's So Poor	Shekshy Legsh	Blonde and Clock	Donkey and Onion
Woman Says, Man Hears	Clinton and the Pope	Yo mama's So Old	You Might Be A Redneck...Wine
Blonde Car Hijinx!	Yo mama's...Old	Blonde in the Mirror	Yo mama's So Fat
Upside Down Blonde	The Blonde and the Zipper	Blonde Kidnapper	Stained
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Blonde Cell Death	Upside Down Blonde	Yo Mama's Halloween
Sanitary Blonde	Dynamite!	The Clever Lawyer	Arkansas Toothbrush
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	You Might Be A Redneck	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lepechaun at Augusta
Yo mama's tities...	Yo mama's So Stupid