Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Top 13 Never Heard At Daytona 500	The Scott's Pocket Watch	A man's logic	People Really Said These Things In Court
Hired Help	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Potatoes Hotatoes	Blond Father
Bill Gates and General Motors	Technically and Reality?	Pool	Fishermen with Skills
Abstinence	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Rope a Dope	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Atlanta School Board	Osama is Celebate	Fishing For a Sale
Mountain Bike	Grandma's Birthday	The 69ers	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
The Dirty Wife	Redneck Wedding	Monica's New Boyfriend	Laptop
In the back woods of Arkansas...	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Pre-Paid Plan	Rules of the South
Redneck Baseball	Your teeth are so busted...	Crappy Date	Gloves: Joke circa 1890
Yo Mama's So Poor	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Ugly mama and a tail	Yo mama's So Stupid
Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo mama's...Fat	Your Place or His	kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? ...
Yo mama's So Stupid	Ouch!	Streakers and Strokers	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell
Head Room	Yo mama's...Ugly