Bush Has a Short One

Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Madonna does not have one. And a priest does not use his. What is it?

A last name.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Bicycle	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Mama knows how to have fun
Military Service	Nursery Crimes	Yo mama's so fat...	Pee On A Ferrari
Blonde in a Round Room	Christmas Carol Parrot	Holy Water	Yo mama's So Stupid
Why did the blonde go up on top...	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	The Wet and the Blonde	Redneck...Bath
In The Navy	Split Up The Middle	Cyber-Blonde 3	Disarming the Guard
North vs. South	Redneck Grandma	Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Baseball
Yo mama's So Fat	Osama in the Holy Land	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks
Jokes On You, Teacher	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Virgins in Caves	Important Question
You Might Be A Redneck	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Tasty, tasty fat!	Yo mama's So Stupid
Streakers and Strokers	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	There were two blondes at the park...	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Carpet	Air Head on a Beer	Wedding Night	A Little Testy
Redneck Sex Ed	Juicy Squirt	Texas Sphincters	Equal Opportunity Asphyxiation
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't