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Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer

Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it?

A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.

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