Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Osama is Celebate	Two Middle Easterners Exchange Moronic Lies	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Abstinence
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... God	Bird it Through the Grapevine
Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Gore & Pantyhose	Two fraternity brothers...
The Size of the Ranch	100,000 Frenchman	The Farmer's Daughters	Baby Talk
Ending It All	Blonde Overdue	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	You So Ugly
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	We take you now to the Oval Office	Monday Night Osama	Nutty Hunters
Where did it go?	Swinging Redneck	Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Brain Cell
I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	Squeaky Clean	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Touchy Feely Cracky
Shoplifting	Dinner's Ready!	Yo Mama... Shotgun	A Few Good Lawyers
Blonde - Death in the Family	Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup	What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...	Morning at the White House
A Shave and a Shine	God and Men's Sex Lives	Blondes and Fun	Bathtub Anxieties
Pound for Pound	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised