Clinton's Protection

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had
used protection?

A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Ugly	A man's logic	Weiner Eater	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blondes n' Crayons	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Sex and Air
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Blonde at the Doctor's	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean
Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Blonde on Fire	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Pool	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
Tennis Balls	Pee On A Ferrari	Gary Condit's M.O.	Bishop And The Ass
Blonde Test	Microsoft and a Halter Top	You might be a redneck if...	Yo mama's...Fat
Blonde Radio	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes	Test Tube Baby	Your Profession and Your Libido
Yo mama's So Stupid	Para-shoot	Pre-Paid Plan	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Lake Wannaswimma	Long Road Home	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
What's Rough and Hairy?	Men With No Arms or Legs	Southern Values	Bill Gates and General Motors
Redneck in a Suit	Running for Office	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Newlywed Redneck
Redneck... Rich	Three Girls Go Camping