Blonde in the Morning

Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up?

A: Go home!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Where Are My Meds?	Comfortable	747
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road
You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	Plaster Lawyers	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	The Vampire	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Yo Mama's so Fat... God
Can't Take You Anywhere	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush and Bill	Smile if You're Blonde
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's so stupid...	A helping hand
Lunch is back	The Holy Water	Wedding Night Pranks	Playing Doctor
California Gay Whale	West Virgin-ia	A Horoscope For The Workplace	Blonde Cell Death
Hot 'n' Heavy	Blonde in the Morning	Scot Got Naught	Blonde With License
Things Just Fallin' Off	Fishing for a Week	Land Of Milk And Honey	Definition of Suspicious
Yo mama's So Ugly	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	The Wet and the Blonde	Modern Science
Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	Annoying Boy on Bus	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Socks
Tasty, tasty fat!	Yo mama's So Fat