You might be i redneck if you drive your ...

You might be a redneck if you drive your truck through a metal detector...and it doesn't go off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma so so fat!	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Bubba Died in a Fire	Blonde...Passenger
Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised	Little Leprechaun?	Redneck Christmas Shopping	Blonde...Bananas
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Potatoes Hotatoes
Yo mama's...Ugly	A Roomful of Rednecks	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park
Dear Old Dad	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Let's Live On Love	Redneck Baby
Martooni	The Vampire	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Lesbian Harem
Respectfully Cheating	Perfumed Blonde	The Govinator	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
Stuck in the middle	Blonde and Pizza	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Priestly Duties
Birdy	Yo Mama's So Short... Run	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
Joining the Colony	None	Elephant Time	Bush's Favor
Carpet	Yo mama's so short...	Disarming the Guard	Clinton's DNA
Yo mama's...Useless	Rules For Work	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Nutty Hunters
Mary Had A Little Lamb	The Invention of the Copper Wire