The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	Condit vs. Clinton	Yo mama's so fat... 90210	Clinton 'n' Buddy
Yo Mama... Shotgun	Keep Warm	Wal-marks the spot	Good for the Heart
Yo mama's So Poor	An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's...Stupid
Lawyers and Lightbulbs, Case #3	Clinton and a lightbulb	Snack Food	Whitehouse Parrot
Redneck Truck	The Blonde and the Jumper	Steak and Sex	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Blonde - Elmo Factory	We take you now to the Oval Office	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Walk the Walk
10	FLAT BLONDE	Bull	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Rednecks' Teeth	How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	Blonde and Tracks
Yo mama just gets dumber...	Olllllld Lawyer	Knock Knock... Sham	Yo mama sooooo dumb
Handy Blondy	Yo mama's...Fat	Women and Pool Tables	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
You Might be a Redneck	Redneck Underwear	Blonde Tag	Hot Air Balloon
Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans
Those Crazy Vermont Folk	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding