The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Carpet	Hungry Mama	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	Flour Patch
The Lord Will Provide	A manager walks into his office...	Guys vs. Girls	Yo mama's So Poor
Horny Toad	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Hot Air Balloon	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...
Doe a Deer	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Goose & Lawyer	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...
Blonde in Disguise	Nudist BMOC	Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's so stupid... order
The Annual Check-Up	Yo Mama's So Fat...	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Yo mama's teeth are so big...
Blonde Mixup	Chilled Crabs	Gary Condit's M.O.	What A Woman/Man Really Means
Bush and Polly	Yo mama's So Ugly	Retired Marine	Relay Race
Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Yo mama's so Stupid	Eye Exam	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...
Mail Order Blonde	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Yo mama so ugly...	She's So Blonde... Blood Test
Yo mama's so dumb...	At the Pharmacy	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Sheep Soup
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Clinton's Favorite Things
Yo mama's smile	Loitering Mama