The Amputee Blonde in the Tree

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Sit a kitty beside her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A Zoo Story	Chillin' Biddies	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Bush BM
Comfortable	Blonde Bicycle	Dirty Swiss	The First Profession
Capitol Parrot	Job Fair	Yo mama's So Poor	Growing Old
Blonde Nurse	Yo mama's...Fat	Women Pass Less Gas	Why I Am So Tired
Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Half-Brainiac	Yo mama's So Flat	A Redneck Retaliation
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info	Uncle Tommy's Closet	S & M	Smoke It
There is this old couple and they have been ...	Blonde Boobies	Yo mama's So Stupid	Dought Girl
Two hicks at a toy store	Scooby Doo	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Understanding Marketing
500 lawyers in the ocean	Redneck Feast	You might Be A Redneck... Toilet	Things Found Only In America
Which Hole?	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Zip It. Zip It Good.	Taxation
Redneck Truck	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Twisted Baby Joke	Yo mama's nasty!
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Bob Dole's Band	Knock Knock: Dumb...	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Blonde and Halogen