Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Redneck Home Improvement	Clinton's Safe Sex	Bombing Works
Slippery Doorknob	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Speaking Women-ese	The Christmas Elf Massacre
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen	Be Careful With That Viagra
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Redneck Feast	Yo mama's...Fat	100,000 Frenchman
Yo Mama's so fat... quarter	Star Trek	Parakeet Cereal	Mechanical Sex
Why did the blonde go up on top...	HMO Executive	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Redneck Restroom
Yo mama is so dumb...	Blonde In A Bathroom	Blonde Coffee Drinker	Yo mama is a fatty
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	If You Could!
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Yo mama's so fat... Bends over	Southern Values	And You're Not Even Drunk
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Hard Sleepin'	Blonde in a Swimming Race	They''re Grrrrrreat
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Pickled Bread
No Arms and No Legs... Pile	Blonde's Medical Exam	Blonde...Hair Up	Soy Toy
How do you know if a Frenchman...	Blondes and Pianos