Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Virgins in Caves	Branch-Davidians	Who's the Boss?
Yo mama's So Poor	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	There was this redneck that walked into a ...
Easter Egg Hunt	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Monks Made a Mistake	Line of Blondes
American Divorce	A Mall Order	Yo mama's So Ugly	Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
Say What Again?	Lawyers in the Trees	Bush and Bill	Malcolm in the Puddle
Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Picture perfect	The Cross-Eyed Cow	No one is safe
Yo mama's so fat... road	Lake Wannaswimma	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	A Blonde Party
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Black and White and Red All Over	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	What do you call a prostitute's children?
Rhoids	Empty Cheeze Whiz	Gary Condit's Pants	Bush Fans
The Last Southern Virgin	Yo mama's so Nasty	Priestly Duties	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Extra-Large Condoms	Yo mama's...Stupid	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Squeaky Clean	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Tardy Blonde	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her
Go Fish	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...