Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vibrators and Soybeans	Good Year	Broom Factory	Lawyers and God
Yo mama's so fat...	Urinalotta Trouble	Parakeet Cereal	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde Grenadier	Blonde...Bananas	Attack of the American Women	Erin Go Bra Shopping
Yo momma so stupid...	Improvements in Hell	I Don't Like My Brother	Midgets Rock Las Vegas
Hungry Mama	Condom	Take It Like A Man, Baby	Playing Doctor
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Man Of The House	The Hired Help	Innie Weenie
Yo Mama's So Poor	Redneck Feast	SAG Meeting	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies
Yo mama's So Fat	Redneck Restroom	Some Supermodel Insight	Pinocchio and Splinters
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Burger King	Toe Curl	Blondes and Airplanes
Yo mama's So Stupid	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Air Head on a Beer	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road
Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Ash Blonde	Breakfast of Champions	Blonde's Appendicitis
Yo mama's so stupid...	Blonde Overdue	Mathematics	Blonde Driving
Jack and Jill II	Yo mama's...Stupid