Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Fresh Meat	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Blonde in a Library	Burnt Blonde Ears
Blond Father	Trucks and Babies	Blonde Data	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Blondes and Turtles	The NEW Poopie List!	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Smurf and Turf	Respecting the First Lady	The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Blonde Bummer
Hobo vs. Homo	Lepechaun at Augusta	Salesman: A New One, Really	Redneck Baseball
Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Yo mama's so Stupid	Yo Mama's So Skinny	A Vow of 'Celebracy'
Little Voice	Bush's Advisors	Yo mama's So Stupid	Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...
Star Trek	Hulking Mass	Soapy Sales	You Might Be A Redneck
Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Redneck Sex Ed	Smoke Rings
Yo mama's...Fat	Lying through your tooths	The Invention of the Copper Wire	Yo mama's So Ugly
Prune Pizza	The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...	Dinner's On The Table	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Lift Off	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	International Beer Syndrome	Yo mama's So Dumb
Mom's French Connection	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter