Scratch Those Thangs

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Because they don't have any balls to scratch!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so poor...	Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Bill Of No Rights	Blonde...Bananas	Baldy Pants
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Gay Midget	Skittles	Garden of Eden
Yo mama's so hairy...	Bush Has Feelings Too	Visitors from Space Meet the LAPD	Monster Mystery
Blonde Goes to the Airport	Redneck Bubble Baths	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Hoshimota
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Pay-Per-Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck...Custody	Hanging With Rednecks
Defense Lawyer's Good News	Blonde Lightbulb	Carefully Placed Periods	Steak and Sex
Yo mama sooooo dumb	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Brunette, Blonde, Brunette	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree
New Trend Diet	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Yo mama's So Fat	Bad Day Blondie
Pickle Slicer	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Blonde and Goldfish	Orgasm-isms
Father to Blonde Daughter	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Never Seen A Priest	Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
The Wrinkled Nightgown	What's the difference between a...	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo mama's so ugly
A Few Good Lawyers	Bush's Favor