Sign On The Brothel

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?

A. Beat it! We're closed.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Dear Diarrhea	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	You are a Redneck...
Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Sex Contract	Shree Hill	Oh, Those Darn Lawyers
Don't Knock It	Yo Mama's So Fat... Red Dress	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Yo mama's So Stupid
Dog Days	Yo mama's...Fat	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Hot 'n' Heavy
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	The Naked Truth	Buried Lawyers	Playing Doctor
Yo Mama's So Nasty... Bath	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Leper Hockey	Gassy Broad
Yo mama's...Fat	Shree Hill	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Surprise Package
Britney & Christina Get Locked Out	Toe Curl	The Great Crab Escape	Blonde Pillow Talk
Yo Mama's So Poor	Code for Love	Viva Las Vegas	Yo mama's nasty!
You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Honda	Scags Who Blew Bill	Church
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Yo mama's So Stinky	Al Gore's Piercings	Politically Speaking
Pound for Pound	Shipwrecked	Seasick	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.
Man Catches Crocodile	Seek and Ye Shall Find...