Constipation

Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?

'Cause they don't give a crap!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mmm...Smells Good	Poor Mama	5 presidents are on a plane	Little Girls Who Suck
Redneck...TV Antenna	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Get On The Bus	Bush's Morning Run
Blonde in the Third Grade	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Yo mama's tities...	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Drunken Man and Blonde	Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo Mama's...Old	Burried 10 Feet Under
Blondes and cow patties	The Size of the Ranch	Red Ring	Redneck... Fast Food
Yum!	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Multi-Balls	Gary Condit's M.O.
Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's so stupid...	Penis Requests a Raise	Seven Dwarves On A Bus
Wavey Blonde	Ultimate Rejection	First Class	Poor Boy's Christmas
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Sex Math 101	Guess Who?	Elephant and Prostitute
Chastity Belt for the Crusader's Wife	A Shave and a Shine	Blonde Bedtime	Cow Pat Lip Gloss
Nudist Camp	Exotic Male Dancer	Grosser than gross.. underwear	Rubbing Her The Right Way
Yo mama's So Stupid	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Princess Di and Thomas	West Virgin-ia
Vending Machine and Blonde	Honda