Yo Mama's so fat... quarter

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter
she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Things Found Only In America	Tenessee Football Player	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Flies in a Lightbulb	The Blondes' Revenge	F-A-R-M	Dirty Swiss
Stuttering Problem	Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Chilling with the Eskimo	Lawyers in Lust
Yo mama's...Stupid	Friendly Neighbors	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years	Double Wide
Stuffing	Defense Lawyer's Good News	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde - Two Coats
Yo mama's So Stinky	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's So Ugly	Redneck Bubblebath
Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Stoopit Pickup Lines	Dentata	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station
Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	Cuban Delicacy	Yo Mama Golden Arches
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Lawyers' Birth Control	Blonde Tag	Shave and a Hair Cut	What's the difference between a blonde...
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Red Ball Express	The Chinese Workman	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Yo momma so stupid...
Yo mama's So Stupid	747