Star Trek

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Stumped Doc
Better Luck Next Time	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers	Burying Osama
Bush and Gore, together again	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Poor Blonde	Blonde and Dictionary
Iraqi Funerals	Yo Mama So Dry	Clinton -vs- Titanic	The Last Southern Virgin
The Doctor's Convention	Roman Warrior	Big Tongue	Three Drunk Men
Human Resource Lingo	The Blonde and the Worm	Yo mama is FUGLY	Angelic Love
Elephant...Cherry Tree	Yo mama's So Fat	Ice Hole	Yo Mama so Bald
Yo Mama's So Fat... Double	Medical Miracles	Condom Size Tester	Three Girls in the Desert
Mechanic's Lube	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	How Smart is Zach?
Stayin' Alive	Blonde Shower	None	Mistaken Identity
She's So Blonde... Blood Test	Yo mama's...Ugly	After You	Beer Translations
Corn Hole	Yo mama's so Fat	Two brunettes and a blonde...	No one is safe
Yo mama is so damn fat yo	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...