Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Masochism Tango	Pee On A Ferrari	Sneezy
American Divorce	A Blonde with Earrings	You Work for the Government When:	Diplomacy Definition
Gold Digger	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy	Pee On A Ferrari	Saddam Hussein
Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Redneck and Bugs
The True Story	Rabbit Breakout	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Grandpa Gets Off
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	Redneck Shopper
Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Blonde and Elephants	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Yo mama's... stupid
Call Me Back	Blonde Driving	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Quickie
A Lawyer and A Politician	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Parakeet Cereal
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Yo Mama's so old... act	Be Careful What You Wish For	Sharks and Lawyers
A Fashion Sense	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Dream on	The Annual Check-Up
A Natural Blind	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Small	Sleep Now
Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	You Big Tomato