Osama Gets Loaded

Why don't the members of Al Qaeda go out to bars?

Because they can get bombed at home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove ...	Yo mama's So Poor	Ark-N-Saw	Yo mama's So Fat
Elephant Tampon	Chuckie Cheese Please	The Christmas Elf Massacre	Ba Ba Black Sheep
Big Tongue	Star Dreck	Banana Peel	I Hit Two of My Best Balls
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat	The Golden Mug	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application
Redneck Soccer	Talking Out of Your Ass	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	Lawyer Means...
Suicidal Blonde	Morning at the White House	Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Rubbing Her The Right Way
Blonde's Coat Hanger	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Penny	This is a poor joke	A Natural Blind
Froggie Proposal	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Microsoft and a Halter Top
Medical Miracles	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Playing Doctor	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Truck	How To Sell Lawnmowers	Hi-Steppin' Mama
Viagra for Gramps	Reverend	Yo mama so ugly...	The Raffle
Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Goose & Lawyer	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo mama's So Fat
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	The Blonde and the Deodorant