Talking Out of Your Ass

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Good Girl...Bad Girl	Bush, Einstein and Picasso	Your teeth are so busted...	Who's the Boss?
Optimistic Jack	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Osama's Covered Wagon
Working Relationship	Yo mama's So Old	Weiner Eater	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool
Love Is Blindness	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Baby Talk	Smile if You're Blonde
Clinton's Interns	That's crazy	Name Those Tracks	Understanding Marketing
Another Dumb Mama Joke	Grandma's Birthday	Five Pounds of Fat	Lightbulb... Arkansas
Blonde and Blonder	Hard Sleepin'	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's So Stupid
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Deernuts and Beernuts	Sex and Air	State Slogans
Smurfette	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Lawyers vs. Vampires	Men With No Arms or Legs
High Stakes	Minor differences	Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road...	Peopling The Earth
Flour Patch	Microsoft in Detroit?	Computer Breasts	Yo Mama's So Dirty
Archeological Gag	Get On The Bus	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Yo Mama and her Car
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Ugly mama and a tail