Yo mama's So Ugly

Yo' mama so ugly, she had to get you drunk to breastfeed!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat	Optimistic Jack
Blonde Meets Cheerios	More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo Mama's So Fat... God
Yo mama's So Poor	Deernuts and Beernuts	Yo mama's so Nasty	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much
I'm Gonna Tell You a Joke...	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Scooby Doo	Redneck Engineering Exam
Potato in the Pants	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blondes and Turtles	Lawyers in the Trees
Autoblonde	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Keep It In Your Pants	The President Sucks
Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lawyer in a Tree
Yo mama's So Fat	How do you drown a blonde?	The Redneck's Milk	The Worst Hostage Drama In The World
Confucius...Sausage	Dubya 'Do.	Yo mama's nasty!	Church
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	A Mall Order	Losin' It	New Canadian Flag
Think About It	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Chucky at the Movies	Men 'n' Lightbulbs
A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Horny Old Ladies	Redneck Underwear	Yo mama's so fat...
Yo mama's... easy	Alligator Shoes