Redneck Anthem

You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words of the national anthem are:

"Gentlemen, start your engines!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Bzzzz	Yo mama's So Fat
Loose Constructionists	Clinton 'n' Buddy	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Nursery Crimes
Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Yo mama's...Fat	Gary Condit-Cadabra	Hey fatty
The Dentist	Yo mama's...Poor	Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo mama's So Fat
Attack of the American Women	There's No People Like Snow People	You're So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
Yo mama's So Poor	We're Talking Small	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Pleasure vs. Disgrace
Bombing Works	Bear and Toilet	Blonde and License Plates	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Yo Mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Skinny	The Origin of Little Debbie	She Gives Great Headphone
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Cris Cross	Double Wide	Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes
Blonde...Hair Up	Martin Scorscese is interviewing three ...	Redneck Fly-swatter	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.
Blonde's Coffin	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Confucius Say	Condit Arrest
Archeological Gag	Little Green Balls	Blonde and Missed Bus	More Zombie Baby Jokes
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull