Gary Condit's Pants

Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?

A: To keep his ankles warm!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	Ronald McDonald In A Nudist colony	Office English Dictionary	Osama's New City
Baby Drink	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Fast Food	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
Me, I want a hoola hoop	Bush's Advisors	Bedside Confession	The Dentist
Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Political Spelling Contest	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Confucius...Fisherman
A Real Ball Buster	The Blond Date	Blonde's Earrings	Snowmen and Snowwomen
Yo mama's So Fat	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Aliens Attack	You Work for the Government When:
Knock Knock... Sham	The Archaeologist's Wife	Redneck Senior	Yo momma so dumb she ...
Blonde Suicide	Thermos and Blonde	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo mama's So Stupid
Carefully Placed Periods	Innie Weenie	Blonde...Hair Up	Fish Market
The 69ers	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Racists and Lightbulbs	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2	Yo mama is so dumb...	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Beep Beep
Fast Food for Rednecks	You So Ugly	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	The Gynecologist's Glasses
You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES