Executive Rimmin'

Why did George W. Bush cross the road?

To plunge his slithery tongue into the pert and waiting anus of the oil industry.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	One Good Deed	Blonde Who Has it All	Blonde Pillow Talk
The Last Southern Virgin	The Golden Mug	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Love At First Sight
Chicken and egg are lying in...	Get You With The Nine	Yo mama's So Stupid	Peopling The Earth
Michael Jackson and Casper	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's...Fat	Jingle Balls
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Ask The Doctor	Blonde Tip-toe	Runny Noodle
You So Stupid	Baywatch	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Snack Food	Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Executive Decision
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Tag Team	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass	Sex and Air
Small Things	Horse Tears	Yo mama's so Fat	Yo mama's...Fat
Extra-Large Condoms	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Yo Mama
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Limbless Prostitute
Punk 'n' Parrot	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Banging and Banking	What Sex is Polly?
Dump List	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...