It's A War-Like Country

 
A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were both fighting in a war and were captured by the enemy.

"Before we put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"

"Yes," said the Alabaman. "Could you play 'Yeah, Alabama' before you shoot me?"

"Sure," said the enemy. "How about you, Tennessean?"

"Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"

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