Screw The World

What's the difference between Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton?

One wants to screw the world and one already has!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mr. Macho	Dubya 'n' Drugs	They''re Grrrrrreat	Yo mama's tities...
Yo mama's so Nasty	Executive Decision	Snakeskin Punny	Your Parents Messed Up
Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	What Didja Learn?	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Black Sheep
Tap Dancin'	Fishermen with Skills	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Cows In Government
A Hole in the Head	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Leper Stew	Blonde in a Round Room
Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Runny Noodle	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
If _____ Made Toasters	Question...Sex Change	Two Old Ladies	Blondes n' Crayons
Yo mama so po'	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Taxed Blonde	Yo mama's So Ugly
Wet Lawyers	Sex Advice	Gonna Marry	Sliding Doors
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Yo mama's...Ugly	Oh My God!	Blonde Radio
Viagra for Gramps	Grandma's Birthday	Yo mama's So Ugly	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best
Three Dumb Hunters	Brunette Shopping	Can't Take You Anywhere	Blonde Looking for a Job
Tiger Woods and Princess Di	This is a poor joke