Elephant and Prostitute

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute?

A: A two-ton pick-up.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Stupid	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio
Closer to God	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	The Hit and Run Case	Dogs Take Their Licks
You Stink So Bad	The Golden Mug	Yo Mama's... Hairy	Learning to Fly
What do you call a blond with half a brain?	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Chilled Crabs	Ice Cream
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Blonde Mixup	Blonde and Doorknobs
Yo mama's So Poor	Bush Fans	Cartwheeling for Cash	Blonde Technology
Signs You Should Join E-Mailers Anonymous	Paraplegic	Lake Wannaswimma	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
Whats the difference between Saddam's palaces ...	Pitching a Tent	Pickmeup	Elephant and Man
The Shakes	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Yo mama's...Stupid	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
Roy the Rooster	Stayin' Alive	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES	Danger in D.C.
Rednecks and Turtlenecks	Taliban Tank Trix	Those Shady Frenchies	A Giant Problem
Grandma's Birthday	Le Stinkers	The Rich Lady and her Butler	Yo mama's So Ugly
Drink up	Chilling with the Eskimo