Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Eating is a Sport	Tenessee Football Player	Did I do that?
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	A Shave and a Shine	You are a Redneck...	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls
Orgy at Never Neverland	Wal-marks the spot	Blondes Doing the Wave	Blonde - Elmo Factory
The Nuns and The Blind Man	New Improved Lawnmowers	Birdy	Yo mama's So Fat... Pumps
I Had a Dream	Yo mama's So Flat	Redneck Grandma	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...
Blonde Driver	Hot Revenge	Fooled You	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder
Yo Mama's So Old... JC	Blonde...Hair Up	Men With No Arms or Legs	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
I'm Not A Sexually Active Blonde	Holiday	Bob Dole	Homosexual
Goose & Lawyer	3 Men, 3 Wishes	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Sits Around
More Zombie Baby Jokes	Redneck Honeymoon	Osama is Dead	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet
Clinton's Finished Now	Pound for Pound	White House Synonyms	kk: Hey have you ever seen a beach whale? ...
Yo mama is so stupid	Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo mama's so fat...	Condom Brands
Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Goodyear Rubber