Cow with No Legs

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs.
A: Ground Beef!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Mmm...Smells Good	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	What's the difference between a blonde...
Little Wanky	Burying Osama	Blonde Gymnastics	Clear Blue Easy
Hard Drive	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Blonde on the Run	Mom's Sponge
You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Heffahump	Lesbian Harem
Why I Am So Tired	Blonde Lightbulb	Surfing USA	A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...
Poor Boy's Christmas	Redneck and Bugs	Bob Dole	Blonde on the Run
Juicy Squirt	Small Things	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Redneck Disaster
Bush Visits a Nursing Home	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Bush's Advisors	Hanging with Blondes
Yo Mama's So Fat... 7-11	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Rednecks' Teeth	Military Service
After You	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
The Gynecologist's Glasses	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Ugly mama and a tail	Saving Her Butt
What's The Difference, Yo?	Yo mama's... easy	It's What's For Dinner	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur
Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks	The True Story