Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Blonde and Genie	Yo Mama's Halloween	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born
Women's Bits	Redneck...TV Antenna	Adam 'n' Eve	Yo Mama's So Dumb... Drunk Driving
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Sunroof You All Night Long
Blond Father	Three Blondes	Bleachin Yo Mama	Pink Floyd
White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Respecting the First Lady	One hungry Bush...
Blonde Carpenter	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Playing Doctor	Relay Race
Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles	Osama in the Holy Land	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face
Blonde in Grocery Store	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Latex Gloves	Gum
She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"	Hard Sleepin'	Five Pounds of Fat	Dynamite!
Clinton's Favorite Things	Please pass the mayo	What's The Difference, Yo?	Hole in One
Hot Air Balloon	Loitering Mama	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
Wife's Work on the Sly	West Virginian Women	Yo mama's So Stupid	Rednecks' Dogs
You Might Be A Redneck If...Champagne	Ice Cream