Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Accident on the Golf Course	Elevator Scene	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes
Pee On A Ferrari	Orgy at Never Neverland	Jingle Balls	What, No Golden Goose?
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Osama in the Holy Land	History Remembers Bill Clinton
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Get yo fingers bit	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's so fat... 90210
Blonde Nurse	Tap Dancin'	The Hired Help	Bug's Mind
Poor Blonde	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	The difference between boiling water and	Yo Mama's So Short... Run
Mirror, Mirror	First Lady	Heaven's Gate	Never Seen A Priest
Blondes in a Volkswagen	Redneck Restroom	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Bill Of No Rights
J.Lo and doorknobs	Government vs. Mafia	Curly Sue	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers
Gum	No one is safe	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Wallet and Genitals	Valentine Gift Test	3 Vampires	Florida Orange Growers
Definition of Agony	Clinton's DNA	Clinton and a lightbulb	Blonde's Favorite Ten Years
Blonde Driving	Corduroy Condom