Viagra + Eyedrops = ?

Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?

Because he wanted to look hard!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Rows of Corn	HMO Executive	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Dubya Quotes	Yo mama's so fat... two buses	Yo mama's So Poor	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
A Brief Visit to the Doctor	How many blondes does it take...	An Orange Parrot, Of Course	Respecting the First Lady
Redneck Soccer	The Nuns and The Blind Man	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Goose & Lawyer
Connection Between Star Trek and TP	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Yo mama's So Fat
Brunette Shopping	Yo mama's...Fat	Lepechaun at Augusta	Blonde Boobies
Yo mama's So Ugly	Stoopit Pickup Lines	6.9	Blonde...Hair Up
SAG Meeting	Return the Dog	The Blue Eye	Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
Ouch!	Yo mama's So Ugly	The Wonder Bra	It's What's For Dinner
Substituting Rats for Lawyers	Yo Mama's...Stupid	Greg Norman	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Bird and Bloke	What's The Difference, Yo?	Redneck Anthem	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Nasty Eskimo	Buried Lawyers	Politics and Golf
Yo mama's...Forklift	Halloween Phrases That Sound Dirty