Viagra + Eyedrops = ?

Why'd the man take Viagra eyedrops?

Because he wanted to look hard!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	First Lady	Osama is Celebate	Redneck Parkin' Lot
Blondes and Candles	Serenity Under Pressure	Mouth Organ	Job Fair
Redneck...Ironing Board	Monster Mystery	Fifty-Dollar Bet	Man and Pharmacist
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Pool	Blonde Driver	Aliens Attack
Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's So Fat	Kleenex
Vaseline Knob	Brunette Shopping	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Sex Math 101
Where's the Blow Hole	The Test	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Yo mama's so Nasty
Not Going To Try This Again	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Smurfette
Democrat's Concession	Taxed Blonde	Bush Does a Favor	Yo mama's...fat
Lawyers on the Beach	Blonde...Bananas	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Play Dead	Southern Values	Yo mama's...Bus	Tiny Headed Man
Para-shoot	Quickie	Return the Dog	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo
Blonde Smoker	Rooster in His Declining Years