Deep In The Fourth Quarter

 
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. ''Well, go in the bushes.''

''What should I use to wipe my ass?''

''Use a dollar bill.''

A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his hands.

''What happened?'' asks his friend.

''I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters.''

81 votes, And 943 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Most Popular Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde
Pencil
Dead Bird
Which girlfriend should I marry?
Rub It
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Golf and Public Restrooms
Coma
Michael Jackson's baby
Viagra Overdose

.: Highest Rated Jokes
Pharmacist Phun
Things Couldn't Be Nurse
Ancient Chinese Torture
Children and Cars
Things Just Fallin' Off
Love Is Blindness
Sunday School
OSU
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
Hot Tomato