Yo mama's so fat... shaves

Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Talking Blondes	Blonde and Genie	Yo mama's So Flat	You Work for the Government When:
HMO Executive	Loose Constructionists	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Blonde Cell Death
Sexual Confessional	Take yo mama to work day	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Dirty Swiss	Clinton & KFC	Yo Mama's So Fat... Run	Yo mama's so poor... shoe
Redneck...Ironing Board	Yo mama's So Stupid	Lake Wannaswimma	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	Tickle These, Elmo	Rules of Bedroom Golf	A Daring New Position
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex	Dumb Crooks Roundup	Redneck and Bugs	Yo mama's so ugly
Sister Mary Henry	President Clinton & the Pope	Yo mama's...Stupid	What Do You Call?
Clinton Poll	Take a Lawyer to the Beach!	Southern Values	Blonde Fish Killer
You're Like A...	Damned if I know	Hide the Duke	Drastic Diet
A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Bus Stop Blondes	Rare Disorder	Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...
You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Houston Schoolin'	Law School for Nuns	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Redneck Christmas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop