Yo mama's so fat... shaves

Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

One Good Deed	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Bee Milky	Redneck Pants
Bubba Died in a Fire	Hilarious Signs	Yo mama's...Fat	Like Father Like Son
Sex vs. Computers	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	The Last Southern Virgin	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans
Vetoed Valentine Promotions	What did the blonde say after ...	Le Parfumerie y le Blonde	High Sperm Count
Sheep Soup	Donations for Dee Dee	Blonde in the Morning	Yo mama so ugly...
Arkansas Scholars	Mirror, Mirror	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha
Minor differences	Clinton's DNA	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Drowning Lawyer
69	Liberal Jokes	Archeological Gag	Tornado and Redneck Divorce
Proverbs	The Tale Of The Three Holes	Rednecks' Dogs	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Iraqi Law
Yo Mama's...Old	Captain Hook's Death	I'll Give You...	Pulling His Cheney
Old People And Nastiness	Blonde's Challenge	Field Trip to the Racetrack	Mom's French Connection
Magnum PI	Blondevision