Yo mama's so fat... shaves

Yo mama is so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

An Ugly Position	Blondes in a Volkswagen	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Cartoon Animal Infidelity
Bubba's Secret	Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Gary Condit-Cadabra	What Didja Learn?
Yo mama's So Fat	The Last Southern Virgin	Bedside Confession	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus
Government Tactics	Chalkboard Culprit	The Engineer and the Bike	Blonde Grenadier
Blonde Data	Lawyers in Lust	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling...	Wizard of Oz
Yo mama's So Poor	Blondes On Blonde Jokes	Milking it	The Govinator
The Businessman's Medical Problem	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Did I do that?	Take It Like A Man, Baby
Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	Hot Enough For You?	Eternity	Yo mama's...Ugly
Free Sex with Fill Up	High Stakes	Yo mama's...Stupid	Atlanta School Board
The Aggie	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	What Do I Look Like?	Hungry Blonde
Blonde and Goldfish	Yo mama's So Poor	And You're Not Even Drunk	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends
Little Wanky	A Giant Problem	Yo mama is so dumb...	Blonde in Natchitoches
Lesbian Talk	Y'Might Be A Redneck