Viagra Diet

I started my new diet today. It consists of Viagra and prune juice. Now I can't tell if I'm coming or going!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Man and Pharmacist	Blonde Snowman
Blonde Meets Cheerios	Snow Off-White	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty	Another Dumb Blonde
Current Administration	I feel like chicken tonight	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	A Blonde with Earrings
Funny Business	Blonde Counting Sheep	Blonde Data	Redneck Fly-swatter
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	In a murder trial...
Yo Mama's So Old	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo mama's...Fat	Buried Lawyers
Frosty	The Fishing Spot	The Paperboy	Yo mama's So Fat
Eating is a Sport	Name That Animal, Kids	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bacon	Clinton and the Pope
Bone Diggers	Bush Has a Short One	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Yo Mama's So Dumb...
Birdie Poem	Yo Mama's So Fat... Hula Hoop	350 Pounder?	Abstinence
www.YoMama	Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Saddam's Bumperstickers
Blonde and Tracks	Gross Siamese Tongue	Blonde and Blonder	Yo mama's so short...
Poor Mama	The Burning Building