ESL 'N' Enron

Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers?

Because they now have to explain to their students why "to LAY" is worse than "to F*CK"!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Businessman's Lucky Seat	Grandpa Gets Off	Hairclub for Women	Adult Swim
Blonde in a Library	Unlikely	Leeches	Redneck Spelling Test
A Daring New Position	Yo Mama so Bald	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Iraqi Funerals
Blonde in a Snowstorm	There was a man who loved baked beans...	Politics and Golf	Urinalotta Trouble
Parakeet Cereal	Redneck Pants	You So Ugly	Milking it
Horseback Riding	Painting A Wall	Midgets Rock Las Vegas	What do you call 88 rednecks...
Joystick (Ya Get It?)	Fish Market	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Holy Water + Castor Oil
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Plaster Lawyers	Pinocchio and Splinters
Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde...Infant Scale	Scratchy Lottery
Little Johnny is Number One	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	She Is So Blonde... "Soul Train"	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
Two Men and A Refrigerator	Redneck Shopper	Grosser than gross.. underwear	More Zombie Baby Jokes
No More Labor Pains	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Redneck Parkin' Lot	Yo mama's So Poor
In a murder trial...	Yo Mama's So Ugly