ESL 'N' Enron

Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers?

Because they now have to explain to their students why "to LAY" is worse than "to F*CK"!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Mmm...Smells Good	Mr. Macho	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior
Southern Foreplay	B-Day Sex	Fifty Cent Piece	Yo mama's...Fat
If Ever You're Choking...	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...	The Rescue	Yo mama's So Poor
In a murder trial...	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	Mail Order Blonde	3 Vampires
Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	The Poopie List	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Yo Mama's So Old
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Confucious	What are you thinking about?	Redneck Wedding
Mustard -- A Tragic Story	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Play Dead	Yo Mama Laundromat
Blondes at Sea	Yo Mama's Fertile	Widows98	Redneck on the Roof
Penguin and The Mechanic	Men With No Arms or Legs	The Blonde and the Zipper	Get On The Bus
World War III	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Blonde Lesbian	This Little Piggy
Yo mama's So Ugly	Dream on	Seriously, this has got to stop	Guys and Dolls
Yo mama's So Fat	Bob Dole	That's Meaty	Whose Son is He?
One-Eyed Blonde	Mom's French Connection