ESL 'N' Enron

Why has the Enron scandal been so hard on ESL teachers?

Because they now have to explain to their students why "to LAY" is worse than "to F*CK"!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Yo Mama's So Poor	Microsoft and a Halter Top
A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Yo mama's so fat... bath	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Old Ladies and The Flasher
Make-a-Wish Foundation	Yo mama's So Poor	Brown and Serve	Trucks and Babies
Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde in the Morning	You So Ugly	One Drunken Night
Adam 'n' Eve	Yo Mama's So Small	Move Over Little Johnny	Blondes at Sea
Blonde lumberjack	One day a blonde went into a department ...	The Nuns and The Blind Man	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision
Sister Mary Henry	Yo mama's So Ugly	Miracle Drug	Roy the Rooster
Redneck Religiousity	Soy Toy	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Out of T.P.	Sex In Advertising	Yo mama's so short...	Disarming the Guard
You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Black Sheep	Yo Mama's Psychic Friends	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Hold the Mayo	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Don't Step Out of the Car	Mmm...Smells Good
Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	C-section and Blonde	Guess What I Am?
Pharmacist Phun	One Minute Maid