Ice Cream

What do you call a person who can sit on an ice cream and tell the flavor?

A smartass!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama so dirty...	Blonde Passenger	Don't Choke	Yo mama's So Old
Justice Prevailed	Signs You've Been Partying Too Much	A Real Watch Dog	Yo mama is FUGLY
Bird it Through the Grapevine	Bush Does a Favor	Redneck Meets Bill Gates	Blonde Panties
The Fish-Eating Competition	Hot 'n' Heavy	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Midgets Rock Las Vegas
Dikfer	Blonde Trying to Eat	Gary Condit's M.O.	Potential & Reality
Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Osama's Ride	Doctor Demented	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Nudist Camp	The difference between boiling water and	Cow Pat Lip Gloss	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives
You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	It's What's For Dinner	Penguin & JFK, Jr.	Party!
Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Student Nurse	The Lawyer and the Roadkill	One hungry mama
Diplomacy Definition	Gay Midget	Bob Dole	Intelligent Quotes
Bar: Cockney Steering Wheel	Yo mama's So Stupid	Smart Pills	New Improved Lawnmowers
Bus Stop Blondes	Men Two Hobbies	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	Yo mama's So Stupid
Bush got a coded message from Saddam	69