Flies Have Wings, Why?

Do you know why flies have wings?

So they can beat the hicks to the watermelon.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Your teeth are so busted...	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo Mama's So Poor	Elephant Tampon
The Love Dress	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...	Circumcision...At Your Age?	77 vs 69
Concorde Humor	Something Borrowed, Something Blew	Blonde & Turtle	Redneck Religiousity
Blonde Cell Death	Blonde Cell Death	Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Clinton & KFC
The Dentist	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Take It Like A Man, Baby	The Blind Man and the Whore
Condom Size Tester	The Fish-Eating Competition	Blind, Blonde, & Ballsy	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Respecting the First Lady	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	New Baby
Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...	Blonde in the Morning	Talking Out of Your Ass	A Blonde's Brain At Work
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Morning at the White House	Democrat's Concession
Roy the Rooster	Piano Solo	Limbless Prostitute	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	PC Three Little Pigs	Goverment Wrestling Federation	Yo mama's...Skinny
Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Lip Service	There was this lawyer who drove his shiny ...	Not So Saved by the Bell
Gary Condit-Cadabra	Lawyer and Vulture