Blonde Boobies

Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies?

It hurts to boil their nipples!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	It Ain't Surgery	Things Found Only In America	Yo mama's...Easy
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Yo mama's So Stupid	Gold Digger	Wal-marks the spot
Close But No Cigar	Osama is Celebate	Blonde Braincells	Blondes in a Box
Don't Knock It	Yo mama's...Easy	Blondes and Iceberg	Blonde's Earrings
Taking Out the Garbage	Yo mama's So Ugly	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	Yo Mama's So Stupid
An airline's passenger cabin was being ...	Woman Says, Man Hears	Dubya 'n' Drugs	Bishop And The Ass
Southern Values	Two Men and A Refrigerator	Mustard -- A Tragic Story	Yo mama's So Poor
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Famous People Say the Darndest Things	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Fascinating
Arkansas Toothbrush	Jesus and Moses	Cannibals	Yo mama's...Ugly
Nun vs. Woman	Honeymoon	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Bob Dole's Band
WINDERS 98	Three Nuns and a Parrot	Concorde Humor 2	Yo mama's So Stupid
You know you're having a bad day when your ...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Go Fish	Yo mama's...Short
Did you hear....?	Clinton 'n' Buddy