Adventures in Disneyland

Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."

So they went home.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	Two Old Ladies Burning Rubber	Yo mama's so fat... first word
Incontinent Vegetarian	Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Two Sperm
You Might Be A Redneck...Paved Road	Gold Digger	Icy Blonde	Connection Between Star Trek and TP
Blonde...Infant Scale	Texan Poetry	Yo mama's So Poor	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong
Saddam Hussein	We take you now to the Oval Office	The difference between boiling water and	America has finally captured Saddam ...
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Medical Miracles	Plaster Lawyers	Monica's Testimony
Valentine's Day Card Shopping	Bush Has a Short One	Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
Sensitive Men	Redneck Hitchiker	Tales From The Shire	Redneck Porch
Bad Day Blondie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	Brain Cell	SF Pregnancy Rate
Orgasm-isms	Mommy, Mommy!	The Dirty Wife	Yo mama's so fat... pictures
Yo mama's So Stupid	You So Stupid	Elephant and Man	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...
Soy Toy	The First Lady's patriotic duties	Circumcisional Evidence	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
David Beckham	Concorde Humor