Monster Valentine

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Coming to America	Tenessee Football Player	Yo Mama's So Fat... Blood Type	Crab Cakes
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Orgy at Never Neverland	Yo mama's so stupid...
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo mama's...Curb	Farmer Joe and his Mule	A Roomful of Rednecks
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Blonde Pooltable	Half-Brainiac	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Rednecks and TV	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus
A Natural Blind	Coming Into The Closet	The Muffler	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Blonde Trapped on an Isand	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Lepechaun at Augusta
You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde - Detectives	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde
Work Blows	David's Brother David	Nun vs. Woman	Play Dead
Archeological Gag	A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall	Ceramic Guys	Gross Siamese Tongue
Dirty Knees	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	J.Lo and doorknobs	Joke for Limeys
Limbless Prostitute	New Canadian Flag	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Jerome is Dead!
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Banker Joke