Monster Valentine

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Atlantic Coast and a Blonde	Blonde Rows of Corn	The New 69
Yo mama's so fat...	Bathtub Anxieties	Yo Mama's So Fat...	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan
Clear Blue Easy	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	40' Long and Stinky	The Three Nuns
Yo Mama's So Fat... Restaurant Gave Her	One Drunken Night	Yo mama's So Old	White, Slimy, & Horny
The Engineer and the Bike	What's the difference between a blonde...	Mexican or Mexican't	River Deep
Bad Day Blondie	Jumping Rope	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Strict Sex Schedule
Why God Created Man	Fooled You	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Christmas In Heaven
Seek and Ye Shall Find...	your mama's glasses......your mama's ...	Abstinence	Bamming in 'Bama
B-Day Sex	Yo Mama Bath	Smokey the Bear	Ancient Chinese Torture
More Zombie Baby Jokes	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo mama's So Old
Out of T.P.	Yo mama' got sauce	Paying the Price of Marriage	K-Marts in Afghanistan
It's Not Genetics	Smokey the Bear	Yo mama's so dumb... menopause	Stayin' Alive
Mad Cows	Tornado and Redneck Divorce