Black and White and Red All Over

What's black, white, red all over, and doesn't fit through revolving doors?

A nun with a spear through her head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Adam and Eve	Go To The LMV	Yo mama's So Fat
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Yo mama's So Fat... born	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Free Sex Contestants
Monks Made a Mistake	Ancient Chinese Torture	Trapped Inside a Whale	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama so Bald	What Didja Learn?	Accident on the Golf Course	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
747 Full of Lawyers	Fifty-Dollar Bet	3 Vampires	You Might Be A Redneck...Gas Pedal
Homeward Blonde	Yo mama's...Dumb	Blonde Horses	Al Gore's Piercings
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Clocks	Redneck Bubblebath	Topless Fat Woman
Playing Doctor	Lepechaun at Augusta	Nailing Osama	Sex Advice
Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Three Hellos	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Bush's Advisors	A Little Help From the Shakes	Heh. Stupid Blondes.	Yo Mama... B#$%*
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	Soy Toy	Yo mama's...Short
Blonde Ambition	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Dr. Doctor	Yo Mama's So Disgusting
Yo mama's had more pricks than...	A Definite Definition